Funny Chat (Part 8)

This conversation happened many months ago, mommy could not remember the exact time. But this was real funny, mommy always thinks of it, therefore decides to keep a log in Shenny's diary.  Let her have a laugh of it in future. :)

Mommy overheard Shenny and her cousins' conversation.  They were trying to compare things they had at home.
The conversation was something like below:

Cousin 1 : I have ipad at home.
Cousin 2 : My father has iphone. I always played it at home.
Cousin 3 : I have Ben 10 school bag.. (this is boy's thing, of course Shenny won't have)
Cousin 1 and Cousin 2 immediately replied: I have too.
Cousin 2 : I have piano at home. (at that time, Shenny still had not owned a piano yet)

Above all items, Shenny didn't have any, she just listened, said nothing.

Her cousins continued comparing...
Cousin 2: My father's car has tv. I can watch cartoon in the car...
Cousin 1 & 3 : Yes, I have too....

Then out of sudden, Shenny opened her mouth...

Shenny: My house has a big SWIMMING POOL.

All her cousins were instantly quiet...and stopped comparing.

Ha...do you think this is a big JOKE?

Their Love Affair

Shenny and her cousin, Jie Hang

Today, Shenny had her cousin, Jie Hang (2 year older than her) accompany us for dinner.
Over the dinner, these two fellows talked about their love affair.

Here were roughly the content of their conversation:

Shenny began with this: "Now, I have two boy friends to choose, don't know who to choose."
Cousin (tried to tease): "Not sure the boy really like you."
Mommy: "Shenny told us the boy had admitted Shenny as his girl friend in school, even their teacher know about it." Cousin laughed.
Mommy: "I thought you also have a girl friend. What is her name?" Cousin laughed again.
Cousin:"You don't know?"
Mommy:"Ah Yi is old.. can't remember well. Tell us."
Cousin:"X X X (the girl's name). I chased her since I was 5 year old. I find it hard (我追得很辛苦）. She never says she likes me. I am not sure whether she likes me."
Shenny quickly add: "I also begin to have boy friend at 5 year old."

Gosh...mommy and papa laughed and shaked our head, don't know what to say now.

Funny Chat (Part 7)

Funny 1:
Mommy asked Shenny about her ambitions during our lunch yesterday.
Shenny: "I have three"
Mommy:"Three? I know one of it must be a kindergarten's teacher, right?"
Shenny: "Yes, one is teacher, two is music teacher, three is doctor"
Mommy: "Ah...doctor. Why'd you want to be a doctor?"
Shenny laughed and said: "It's a secret, not suppose to tell."
Mommy:"Oh..really. Tell us is ok!"
(Both papa and mommy were smiling at her)
Shenny then giggly answered: "To see people's Buttock"
(Papa and mommy laughed out loud to hear her reason.)


Funny 2:
Mommy prepared shredded potato "pancake", fried fish fillet, fried zucchini with oyster sauce and some raw zucchini to dip with thousand islands mayonnaise for lunch.
When food was ready and served on the dining table, mommy asked Shenny and papa to come to eat.
Shenny was the first one to rush to the dining table.  Her first expression to see the food was "I can't believe my eyes" and purposely opened her eyes widely to stare at food (see this photo).

This was Shenny's funny expression. 

Funny 3:
Mommy was tired and laid on sofa to rest while Shenny did art and craft on her own.  Then, she came to ask mommy for help.
Mommy was very tired and lazy to get up from sofa, and refused to help.  Then, she was upset.
When mommy woke up and found a message written on her white board.  Funny was that she even jotted down the time she asked for help (3.10). 

Funny Chat (Part 6)

Chat 1
On the first day of Chinese New Year, Shenny followed papa and mommy to have reunion lunch with uncles and aunties.  Shenny was happy because she could receive lots of ang pau there.

When we came back from lunch, Shenny quickly checked her ang paus.  She happily said "hehe...I will be rich." Papa overheard her say so and smiled at her.  She then added.."If papa's money get lesser, I could let him my money." Papa was so happy to find her daughter is so generous to him.


Chat 2
One day, we had dinner at a restaurant which served fish head noodles and thai food cuisine.

Since Shenny was sick, we ordered her a bowl of fish cake noodle. Both papa and mommy took this opportunity to order spicy thai food.

While eating her noodle, Shenny poked one piece of fish cake and joking said.."Ha..I know how to make fish ball." Both mommy and papa were curious, and asked her to tell us.  She said..."Let fish eat a ball, it will turn to fish ball oh." Both mommy and papa laughed for her absurb imagination.


Chat 3
Yesterday,  mommy drove Shenny to a petro station to pump tyres.
As usual, mommy left Shenny inside the car with all windows up and instructed her to lock car.
When mommy got back into car, mommy quickly hold my breath and cough because it  had a very stinky smell inside the car.  Mommy immediately asked Shenny: "Did you fart?"
Shenny calmly replied:"Yes, I fart". Mommy then quickly winded down windows to let smells go out.
Mommy reminded her again to pass motion once we reached home.

At night, mommy mentioned this to papa and described Shenny just like a skunk. 
Shenny quicky said: "I always wish to be a skunk.  If bad people come, then I will fart at them until they fainted or some of their teeth will go away."


Chat 4
One day, Shenny shared with mommy what she found out from her teacher.

Shenny: "Do you know "pass motion" also means 'poo poo' ?"
Mommy: "Yes"
Shenny: "Pass urine means 'shi..shi' "
Mommy: "Who tell you all these?"
Shenny: "My teacher lor"
Mommy: "Do you know what is 'pass air' ?"
Shenny looked puzzle at mommy: "I don't know"
Mommy hinted her: "Air comes out from your buttock"
Shenny: "Do you mean 'fart' ?"
Mommy: "Yes"
Shenny:"Are you sure?"
Mommy:"Well,  you can check with your teacher."
Shenny laugh : "Hahaha...No"

Funny Chat (Part 5)

Chat 1

Mommy was wondering what Shenny do inside bedroom.  Then called her from kitchen.
Mommy: "Shenny, can you come out from bedroom?  You can read the story book you borrow from school."
Shenny: "I am busy arranging my bookshelf.  I can not do anything because I only have two hands."

Ooo...both papa and mommy laughed to hear her reaction.


Chat 2

Sometime, Shenny just loves to eat without stopping if food matches her appetite. 
One day, mommy teased her.

Mommy: "Shenny, if you can not stop eating, you will be fatty boom boom like Zhii Zhii jie jie (her cousin)."
Shenny: "No, Zhii Zhii jie jie is not fat.  She is just plum."


Chat 3

Nowadays, whenever mommy gives Shenny kiss on her cheek.  She will quickly touch her cheek and make a motion to touch on her chest. 
Then, she said: "I keep mommy's kiss in my heart".

** She does the same for her papa.


Chat 4

Papa wanted Shenny to make one drawing each day that to compile as a book to give away to his mother (Shenny's grandma).  Therefore, papa would check with Shenny everytime when he came back from work.  Sometimes, Shenny did and sometimes she forgot.

One day, papa had this conversation with Shenny when Shenny complained that she did not have much money in her piggy bank.

Papa: "Does papa need to pay you to make a drawing?"
Shenny: (she laughed) "Yes"

Then, mommy asked Shenny.

Mommy: "Who pay for your food?"
Shenny: *** (didn't reply)
Mommy: "Papa right!  Do you need to pay papa for your food every day?"
Shenny: (surprisingly she said) "I help papa to eat the food.  Papa needs to pay me.  hahaha..."

** Both mommy and papa were speechless.

Funny Chat (Part 4)

Chat 1

Mommy wanted Shenny to keep her story book but she didn't want to.  Here were our conversation:

Mommy: "Can you keep your story book into bookshelf?"
Shenny: "I read it in my heart."
Mommy: "So..."
Shenny: "I didn't take the book out."
Mommy: "If it is not you, who else."
Shenny: "I don't know."

Papa overheard our conversation and burst into laugh when heard Shenny's excuses.


Chat 2

Shenny attended her school game day.  Her classmate, Timothy introduced Shenny to his mommy.  And his mommy told Timothy's elder brother about Shenny.  His brother smiled and replied "Oh good, Shenny."
Timothy's mother then told mommy that Timothy had mentioned many times about Shenny at home.  She thought Timothy likes Shenny.

During dinner time, mommy mentioned this to Shenny again.  Shenny replied proudly: "Because my hair is soft and my face is cute. That's why he likes me."  Then, she added "Timothy always touches my hair at school." Oo...

Shenny and Timothy

Chat 3

Two days ago, mommy suddenly remembered about not making pau for a while.  Therefore, mommy told Shenny this: "It's a long time mommy forgot to make pau."
Shenny immediately replied: "It's ok.  I never like to eat pau."

Aaiii, mommy's desire to make pau instantly vanish. :(

Funny Chat (Part 3)

Chat 1

Shenny's aunty gave Shenny a piece of cake when mommy visited her.  Mommy told Shenny about this after picking up her from kindy. 
Shenny replied: "Oh,  表姨 gives me cake". 
Mommy was surprised to hear this, mommy asked:"What do you mean 表姨"?
Shenny explained: "Hang Hang 哥哥 is my cousin.  Cousin is 表哥, so 阿姨 is my cousin's mother. I called her 表姨."
** ha...quite a reasonable explanation**


Chat 2

Shenny sometimes eats very slowly especially when she eats and watches her favourite tv programme at sametime.
One day, mommy asked Shenny to eat egg tart faster.
Mommy: "Why you eat so slow?"
Shenny: "Because I need to chew mah.  You thought people don't need to chew meh."
**rolled eyes**


Chat 3

Shenny ate her lunch at her grandmother's house in one afternoon. After eating for a while, she told mommy this.

Shenny: "Mommy, I've burbed already.  I can't eat anymore, I am full now."
(since there is only a bit left on plate, so mommy agreed that.)
Mommy: "Ok"
When mommy was busy washing dishes at sink, mommy suddenly saw Shenny open the fridge and took out mini-corn ice-cream. She took them out and began sharing with her cousins.
Mommy quickly said: "I thought you are full already, still can eat ice-cream?"
Shenny sheepishly smile and said: "Ice-cream is water right? It still can go into my tommy."
**it seems true, so mommy didn't say anything.**


Chat 4

This is about Shenny offering her milk for her cousin.

Shenny: "Emily jie jie, would you want to try my milk?"
Emily: "No"
Mommy overheard that and said: "Do you think Emily jie jie want to drink your milk? you didn't brush your teeth."
Shenny: "I brush my teeth at night"
Mommy:"That is different.  Where got people brush teeth at night only."
Shenny still wanted to insist her point: "This's just a milk, milk is water only."

Funny Chat (Part 2)

Chat 1

Mommy never forget to ask Shenny whether she had done her "big business" (pass motion) after picking her up from her kindergarten.  She will answer that she had done it in school.  This had gone on for quite sometimes and mommy never doubt with her reply until last week.  Mommy suddenly felt Shenny might have lied to mommy, how could she pass motion every day in school.  Then, mommy decided to further interogate her. 

Below were roughly one of our normal conversation almost every day:

Mommy: Did you poo-poo today?
Shenny: Yes.
Mommy:How many piece did you poo?
Shenny:One piece
Mommy:Which teacher see you poo-poo?
Shenny:Teacher Selene.
Mommy:Ok, tomorrow mommy will check with teacher Selene.
(Shenny was a bit surprise when mommy told her this)
Shenny: Can you still remember tomorrow morning?
(Shenny knew mommy was a forgetful type, so she asked this to check.)
Mommy:Of course, I will remember.  Are you sure Teacher Selene see you poo-poo?
Shenny (change her mind): No, I didn't poo-poo today.
(If Shenny really poo-poo in school, she will firm with her answer)

Nowadays, mommy knows how to question Shenny on any matter, by asking her "Who see it?", "When do you do it?" and "Why?".  She sure finally gives up and tells mommy honestly. 

Chat 2

While papa and mommy watched Nanny 911, Shenny played on her own and then papa caught sight Shenny walk on her knee. Papa quickly stopped her.

Papa:Shenny, don't walk on your knee while wearing your pajama.
(Shenny stopped and looked at papa.)
Papa:What happen if you mop the floor with cloth, where does dirt go?
Shenny:Mop
Papa:Now, you walked on your knee while wearing your pajama, where does dirt go?
Shenny:Head

After saying that, she laughed and both papa and mama rolled our eyes.

Funny chat (Part 1)

Last Saturday, mommy didn't go with papa into the tuition center to wait for Shenny. Instead, mommy sat inside the car waiting for her. After 20 minutes, Shenny only came out with her papa. When Shenny came into the car, the first thing she asked mommy: "Mommy, Do you feel like to cry?"
Mommy: "Why?"
Shenny:"Because you sit alone here."
Mommy then jokingly said:"Papa does not want to talk to mommy, he likes to sit inside tuition center"
Mommy added:"Do you know papa actually love mommy, but he never wants to say it."
Shenny replied:"All men are like that"
Mommy was shocked to hear her reply, then asked her why she said that. Shenny just laughed with her papa.