Friday, March 11, 2011

Funny Chat (Part 6)


Chat 1
On the first day of Chinese New Year, Shenny followed papa and mommy to have reunion lunch with uncles and aunties.  Shenny was happy because she could receive lots of ang pau there.

When we came back from lunch, Shenny quickly checked her ang paus.  She happily said "hehe...I will be rich." Papa overheard her say so and smiled at her.  She then added.."If papa's money get lesser, I could let him my money." Papa was so happy to find her daughter is so generous to him.


Chat 2
One day, we had dinner at a restaurant which served fish head noodles and thai food cuisine.

Since Shenny was sick, we ordered her a bowl of fish cake noodle. Both papa and mommy took this opportunity to order spicy thai food.

While eating her noodle, Shenny poked one piece of fish cake and joking said.."Ha..I know how to make fish ball." Both mommy and papa were curious, and asked her to tell us.  She said..."Let fish eat a ball, it will turn to fish ball oh." Both mommy and papa laughed for her absurb imagination.


Chat 3
Yesterday,  mommy drove Shenny to a petro station to pump tyres.
As usual, mommy left Shenny inside the car with all windows up and instructed her to lock car.
When mommy got back into car, mommy quickly hold my breath and cough because it  had a very stinky smell inside the car.  Mommy immediately asked Shenny: "Did you fart?"
Shenny calmly replied:"Yes, I fart". Mommy then quickly winded down windows to let smells go out.
Mommy reminded her again to pass motion once we reached home.

At night, mommy mentioned this to papa and described Shenny just like a skunk. 
Shenny quicky said: "I always wish to be a skunk.  If bad people come, then I will fart at them until they fainted or some of their teeth will go away."


Chat 4
One day, Shenny shared with mommy what she found out from her teacher.

Shenny: "Do you know "pass motion" also means 'poo poo' ?"
Mommy: "Yes"
Shenny: "Pass urine means 'shi..shi' "
Mommy: "Who tell you all these?"
Shenny: "My teacher lor"
Mommy: "Do you know what is 'pass air' ?"
Shenny looked puzzle at mommy: "I don't know"
Mommy hinted her: "Air comes out from your buttock"
Shenny: "Do you mean 'fart' ?"
Mommy: "Yes"
Shenny:"Are you sure?"
Mommy:"Well,  you can check with your teacher."
Shenny laugh : "Hahaha...No"

10 comments:

Alice Law said...

Cute and innocent! Very thoughtful too for offering her money to papa!

Unknown said...

*Smiling* reading Shenny's comments :)

Mummy Gwen said...

Hahaha...really enjoy reading Shenny's remarks. She is very clever lah.

CL said...

funny comments leh... Shenny is one smart girl..

cre8tone said...

cute conversation!

ChloeRuoyi said...

Very cute and innocent. I like her skunk story :D

Yannie said...

Kid's conversation can really make our day. I love listening to my kids too.

Alice Phua said...

Can't help laughing and smiling as I read those converssations!

anney said...

oh Shenny, you always make me smile ang laugh! hahaha!

ZMM said...

I like how her fish balls are made. :P

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